this year i was
- trash
next year i hope to be
- hella trash
- possibly a trash king ?
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NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
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my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis
my advice to men: develop a sense of shame
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I try to stay low key and private. Not to be secretive. But to guard my energy. No one needs to know any and everything about what you got going on.
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i understand this is niche
when you get down on your knees to pray youre sucking gods dick
*bends down even further to suck his toes*
i didnt say that
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im cowboy. why? well now that’s just my little secret
Moon in Scorpio
thsi is terrifying how did you know that
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